They will be missed

An Ode to TV Shows

Hey. What's new? How have you been?
I just thought I'd pop over and check in
To see what crazy stuff I've been missing,
And just to make sure that you're still living...

It's been awhile, I know I'm sorry.
But I'm back for good, now don't you worry.
It seems I caught you at a good time,
For hours to come, you'll be only mine.

I gotta say, your last hairstyle annoyed me,
But damn, you're hot now, so I'm happy.
I love your dark side, your harsher moments,
But you make me melt when you're dripping in romance.

I know that I said you're shallow and boring,
But there's this history assignment I need help ignoring.
Somehow, with you, time slips me by,
Even when you leave me, I'm still asking why.

When I'm with you, you toy with my emotions,
Making me laugh so hard, then cry immense oceans.
Your detailed backstory just breaks my heart,
And the bad girl you're in love with is falling apart.

I take it the writers didn't know when to stop,
I was scared you would become a massive flop.
Season 5 was legitimately the worst,
It made me so mad, I swear I was gonna burst.

But it seems your path is to be a lot smoother,
For the cancerous villain was removed like a tumour.
So don't mind me, have fun, I'll be here watching,
Until I turn of my computer when my mum comes knocking.