THE FANGIRL BOOK

20

my mum and i's conversation today:

*she's sitting in a chair while i'm dying her hair and we're watching mtv*

*amnesia music video comes on*

*ashton rides his bike*

mum: "isn't he the one u love?"

me: *sigh* "i love them all"

mum: "he's cute. u should date him"

me: "but he's old, i'm 17 and he's 20" (( TRY HARD REFERENCE I KNOW ))

mum: "so what if he's 20?! he's not too old for u, u'll make a cute couple"

me: *evilly smiles* "well i'm glad u accept bc i have something to tell u"

she almost slapped me i