THE FANGIRL BOOK

tips for new 5sos fam members

1. michael clifford is the lead singer. he plays the guitar, has a slaying mum and is asian.

2. ashton irwin is the balding one that always dyes his hair. besides slapping the base he also enjoys chasing kangaroos and hugging koalas. his dad is steve irwin the crocodile hunter.

3. luke hemmings is the drummer. he chose the band's name, and has a weird obsession with acacia brinley and bandanas. he is addicted to keeks and vegemite.

4. calum hood is the guitarist. if u like him he probably likes u more. has a weird obsession with black and a lip piercing. has an obsession with angry bananas and enjoys the occasional chance to strip. he is dating sparkles, who also happened to be his stripper on his 18th birthday.

5. the band is pronounced 5 es oh es, not 5sauce.

6. ketchup is the band's pet dog and guest star on keeks.

7. katy perry is ashton's celebrity crush.

8. the boys hate movies with will smith.

9. their favourite group activity is cuddling.

10. they're from ohio, and used to work as prostitutes before the band thing took off.