THE FANGIRL BOOK

this really famous poet

*raises hand*

"yes?"

"can we learn something else besides shakespeare?"

"like what?"

"well there's this really famous poet called michael cliffor-"

*entire class sighs*

"well let me hear it"

*goes in front of class*

*starts quoting*

"next thing we were back at her place

a hideaway in mayfair

all the great and good there

drinking all the way to third base

princess getting naked

falling on their faces"

*teacher spills holy water and throws bible at head*

*mumbles*

"where's liz when u need her"