THE FANGIRL BOOK

poor d

i bet u thought it was something dirty but no

so a little while ago my friend, d for that matter, really annoyed me. she said luke was the only hot talented one in 5sos, so i did a thing. here's our convo, i'm in bold, she's in italics.

luke is so hot and talented omg

ASHTON IS MINE BACK OFF

i don't need ashton i have luke 😍

dude
back off
they're mine
besides
luke is gay
for calum
so...

you've got everybody, the janoskians too! 😠

bc they're my homies
melbourne shit going down

what?? you're lying right?!

no dude
i'm serious
michael and ashton are straight tho
but they're both mine so...

is he really gay?

yeah
for calum
i already told u that

noooo he's not

yeah he is
wanna argue?

my sister told me zac afron is gay 😪

bc he is too

i don't believe u

don't

prove it

ur prob
HOW

idk just do it

dude
HOW

how do u know it?

bc he said it
like 2 years ago
fetus days

wait who are we talking about? 😂

lukey

noooo 😭 why are hot guys always gay??

i know
life's tough
*sends luke's "I'm gay" tweet*
that's after he came out
and then he decided to make a gay joke even tho he's gay

he wasn't kidding??

*sends luke's "penis's are my favourite thing" tweet*
no I already told u
and ashton and he texted
so ashton screenshot it
*sends the screenshot convo that goes
ashton: come to my room
luke: okay
can I bring my boyfriend
calum
ashton: come to my room with calum (:*
"my boyfriend"
"calum"

i wanna cry 😭
so calum is gay too?

yeah
him and luke are dating

OMG if you're messing with me i'll be so mad

wanna see their pic from valentine's?

yes

*sends pic of calum kneeling in front of luke with a rose in hand*
and they gave each other a promise ring

:(
*d went offline*