Katherine: Are you okay? You look like you didn't get any sleep last night.
Dani: Are you kidding? I got a solid eight minutes!
Dani: I mean, not consecutively, but still.
Dani: You aren't that blurry.
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Dani: I would do anything for you, Amy.
Amy: Admit my hair is better than yours.
Dani: ... I would do almost anything for you, Amy.
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Kidnapper: [One the phone] We have your daughter.
Christina: ... I don't have a daughter..?
Kidnapper: [Obviously frustrated] Then who just asked for a Juice Box and made us cut the crust off of her PB&J while quoting Spongebob?
Christina: Oh no.
Kidnapper: What?
Christina: You have Lisa, my sister.
Kidnapper: Well, regardless, You'll see her again only if I get $100,000 and-
Christina: You'll bring her back.
Kidnapper: I-What?
Christina: You won't be able to handle her. You'll bring her back. I give it 4 hours.
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Katherine: What are you bringing to the party?
Lauren: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
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Lisa: I love you so much.
Lauren: Aww, I love you too!
Lauren: Wait... you were talking to your new sunglasses, weren't you?
Lisa: ... I can love two things!
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HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
