Dani: You're my best friend! Last month, we shared a toothbrush.
Lauren: Um, I was not aware of that.
Dani: Well, we did.
Lauren: DANI!
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Christina: Well, aren't you Sugar and Spice and everything nice.
Lisa: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... uhm...
Christina: No, go ahead. If you can come up with something that rhymes with 'sarcasm' and makes sense, I'll never criticize you again.
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Amy: WAKE UP!
Katherine: Wha-what's wrong?!
Amy: Shrek 5 comes out in 2020 and will be about Shrek's backstory and how he came to be and I'm so excited! was he born an ogre? Was he cursed? Will we see baby Shrek? Angsty teen Shrek? I need answers.
Katherine: ...did you honestly break into my room in the middle of the night to talk about SHREK?!
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Lisa: You're smiling a lot. Did something good happen?
Lauren: Can't I just smile because I'm happy?
Amy: *Sighs* Katherine fell down the stairs.
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Christina: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lauren?
Lauren: No.
Amy: I do!
Christina: I know, Amy.
Amy: I'm sad.
Christina: I know, Amy.
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Lisa: I want to cuddle 23/7
Dani: Why not 24/7?
Lisa: Snack Breaks.
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Cimorelli incorrect quotes
HumorJust things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.
