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Amy: You know, Dani, you've been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that?

Dani: Because I've written down the phrases "that's too bad", "I hear you" and "I know how you feel" on this little piece of paper and I randomly say one of them every time you pause.

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Lisa: [Deadpan] You're giving me a sticker.

Christina: Not just any sticker. That's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"!

Lisa: I'm not a pre-schooler.

Christina: Fine, I'll take it back.

Lisa: Hey, I earned this. Back off!

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Lauren: [Looking at Lisa's jacket] What's that?? It's hideous!!

Katherine: Well that's not very nice. It's just Lisa.

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Katherine: You never do anything in this house!

Lisa: That's not true!

Katherine: You had a three hour nap on Sunday.

Lisa: I was tired!

Katherine: From what? You're two hour nap on Saturday?

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Dani: What happens when you die?

Lauren: You go to heaven.

Dani: No, like...

Dani: Do I get your stuff?   

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