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Christina: I know everyone is really upset that Lisa ruined their weekend.

Christina:

Lisa:

Christina:

Lisa: But...?

Christina: No, that's it.

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Christina: Katherine, who is a grown woman, just whispered "Oooh, this is going to be really efficient." before spraying Febreeze directly into a ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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Dani: Just bring Lauren to me.

Amy: Well, she locked herself in the bathroom.

Dani: Just tell her I said something.

Amy: Like what?

Dani: I don't know, anything factually inaccurate.

*two minutes later*

Lauren: I'm sorry, the sky Is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?? Are you serious????

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Dani: Someone called me pretty today.

Katherine: Aww, really?

Dani: Well, I mean the whole statement was 'You're pretty dumb', but I'm choosing to focus on the positive.

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Police Offiver: What are your names?

Dani: Don't Tell him, Lauren.

Policeman: *Writing down* Lauren.

DanI: Oh crap.

Lauren: Nice going, Dani.

Policeman:

Lauren: 

Lauren: Crap.

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