Love island

Hit me with that dildo one more time!

"Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I'd done!"

It was around 2am and I was at Joe's bar dying kareokee with some tall black guy that looked like Katy Perry ... Does that make sense?

... Duh that makes since Mia !

"But I don't wanna live that way Reading into every word you say" I yelled thinking about Nate " You said that you could let it go And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know" I shouted angrily then burped and laughed

I've been in this bar everyday for the past 6 days. Tequila , Burbon whiskey , Rum , Hennesy , Hypnotic , and vodka. The good stuff. 6 days not one sober.

I haven't seen Nate , I don't miss him ... I actually kinda hate him... Yea I hate him!

About 20 minutes later I was at home with my hand in Arnold's( my dead fish) fish tank...

I can't believe he's dead! I didn't mean to swallow him , I swear ! I promise I put him right back.

I fell asleep dreaming of giving Arnold that sponge bath he always wanted...

THE NEXT DAY

" Baby you light up my world like nobody else , the-"

" Shut the fuck up! " I screeched to my best friend Shanda who claims to be a One Directioner

"I hate those One ERECTIONERS! They're like Justin Bieber sperms ! All they sing about is bitches those damn British tramps!"

" your just mad because you're lonely," Shanda concluded

I stiffened at that word"Im not lonely" I snapped back all to fast

She scoffed " Honey your so lonely not even nationwide is on your side"

She said calmly as if she just told me we were having clear skies and chilly air!!!

" Why are you so bent on not taking to Nate?"

Dumb question number one

" Are you mad at him!?"

Dumb question number two

" Do you love him?" She whispered

" Why are all Dora's episodes about crossing the boarder?" I whispered back with my hand by my mouth

She stared at me blankly for a second making the air tense " Why did you just ask that dumb question?"

"Oh my question was dumb!?" I said angrily " hypocrite!" I muttered

" whatever Mia just talk to him" she begged

"No"

"yes"

"No"

"yes"

"No"

"yes!!!"

" Oh your a persistent little while aren't ya" I said with a small smile of amusement attached to my face

" I'm not a whore!"

"Your so easy a caveman can do it" I responded as I watched her light brown eyes flare up with anger

" I'm a virgin you white sl-"

She began but my phone silenced her

" please connect charger"