Yandere! Chloe

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(hA BETCHA'LL DIDN'T SEE THIS SHIT COMING *meme review* GOT EM-)

(*Cough* I'm so sorry-)

(Dat smile tho goddamn-)

- Best girl in the goddamn universe (fucken fight me m8)

- She'll do your hair and it (I guarantee) will be more fabulous than Pewds

- Good quality clothes for you only

- Sweeter than candy but more manipulative than a Psychopath (does that makes sense? *Shrug* sure!)

- She'll milk out money from Kamski to buy you bling bling gucci ass shit (not all gucci but high ass quality shit)

- Kamski's gonna do the nasty ass shit (not in that way you sick perverts) for her (because she's hella extra AND) she's busy spending her time with you.

- She'd be up for shit when you ask her to let you do her hair

- Now, now.. Unlike those crazy ass bitches (*looks at those yandere guys n whamen's headcanon*), she asked you out like a normal person (or Android) would

- But bitch she ready to bang people's head in no time when they look at the two of you with a weird look

- Mommy material all the way

- She doesn't keep you in the basement, the attic, or tie you to the bed when she's mad

- She'll spank your ass until you beg her for mercy (seriously wtf is wrong with me-)

- She'll make sure you feel loved because she really does love you more than Tsukiyama loves Kaneki

- She'll make sure you're happy and she won't keep you away from your family or friends

- (Your ex better watch out though)

A/N:

I know I've said that I won't do hers a while ago but eh

I really do want to make hers and since it's two weeks break so.. Yeah.

I'm not accepting requests anymore, sorry.

I also got the motivation to do hers only, sorry.

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