This part was written in friendly and very funny cooperation with my friend Vanessa :D (To find here under the beautiful name LyrasLullaby https://www.wattpad.com/user/LyrasLullaby )
Group: Bulletin Board
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Members: Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Erskine, Ghastly, Fletcher, Tipstaff
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>>Erskine added Ghastly<<
Ghastly: Another one of those groups... I get confused gradually.
Erskine: You're in just two groups.
Ghastly: They tend to grow more. (And I know things you don't know.)
Erskine: Ah, so? I think you shouldn't hide things from me.
Fletcher: Listen up.
Ghastly: Nothing important. Little things. My little things.
Valkyrie: Listen up.
Erskine: You're making me curious, my friend.
Skulduggery: What do you know that Erskine doesn't? Do I know? Does Valkyrie know?
Fletcher: Or me?
Ghastly: You surely don't. And no, only I do.
Erskine: Till now...
Ghastly: No, Erskine.
Erskine: I could.........
Valkyrie: You could force him?
Fletcher: Oh yeah!
Skulduggery: That's abuse of your position.
Erskine: I can give you abuse of my position...
Fletcher: O_o
Valkyrie: OwO
Skulduggery: No thanks, already had this. But back to Ghastly. How can he know something - specific information - and not tell us?
Erskine: He's our friend...
Skulduggery: And we trusted each other unconditionally for many decades, even centuries...
Ghastly: You want to give me a guilty conscience.
Erskine: We want to know what you know.
Ghastly: It was talked about in another group. And you weren't there, sadly.
Skulduggery: Now he's trying to annoy us.
Valkyrie: That's mobbing.
Fletcher: Cybermobbing!
Valkyrie: Erskine, do something!
Erskine: I got his phone....
Ghastly: No, you don't.
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Erskine: Yes, I do.
Skulduggery: And, are there any secrets?
Erskine: Wait, I have a look...
>>Ghastly sent a picture<<
Erskine: Whoops!
Skulduggery: Is this...
Valkyrie: It is...
Fletcher: BERNARD SULT
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Incorrect SP Text Messages (ENG)
HumorThis is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)
