Group: VIPs
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Members: Valkyrie, Erskine, Ghastly
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>>Valkyrie sent a picture<<
Valkyrie: Look, that's you!
Ghastly: Who, those cats?
Valkyrie: Cute, aren't they? :D
Erskine: Why do they wear instant noodle pots on their heads?
Valkyrie: Those are hats symbolizing their authority!
Ghastly: And that sentence? "The Council has spoken"...
Valkyrie: As I said before, they are you. You're the left, Ghastly, and Erskine is the one in the middle.
Erskine: Looks kinda comfortable, all snuggled up... But I won't wear an instant noodle pot.
Ghastly: I see, their looks are matching good actually. Mist's the right one then? Looks snooty. But the middle one looks as sleepy as you, Erskine.
Ghastly: *sly
Erskine: Nah, both matches.
Valkyrie: See? This pictures our Council of Elders in detail!
Ghastly: If you say so... But this is nothing official, just to set this straight.
Erskine: I think I'll get a cat.
Valkyrie: Cute! How do you call her?
Erskine: Don't know yet... Maybe Hopeless.
Ghastly: You think Tipstaff would allow that? A pet in the sanctuary?
Erskine: I am the Grandmage, I can do what I want.
Ghastly: True.
Erskine: Well then, where can I get a cat?
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Incorrect SP Text Messages (ENG)
HumorThis is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)
