Why is Slenderman mad at the signs?
Capricorn- You somehow managed to throw him out of a window
Aquarius- You brought mud in the house and threw it at people, yelling "THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T CALL MASHED POTATOES FRENCH FRIES!!!"(What even)
Pisces- You called him boring, ate a salamander and jumped out of the window(Please someone understand this)
Aries- You braided his tendrils together and hid
Taurus- You drew a smiley face on his "face" and no one told him until he saw it himself
Gemini- You took one of his suits, put it on, and screamed "IMPOSTER! I'M THE REAL SLENDERMAN!"
Cancer- You painted the mansion into a rainbow
Leo- You burned down the mansion while yelling "LIGHT IT UP UP UP UP, LIGHT IT UP UP UP UP, I'M ON FIIRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Virgo- You dyed his clothes pastel colors
Libra- You drew smiley faces and rainbows on his paperwork
Scorpio- You followed him around all day for a week without saying anything to him. You just stared...
Sagittarius- Whenever he asked you a question, you just yelled "What the FUCK BRITNEY?!" in a weird and different accent every time you said it.
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Creepypasta Zodiacs
FanfictionThere are so many of these, I know. I don't know if I will continue this, I started it because I'm REALLY bored. Hope you enjoy! BTW this is my first story and blah blah blah :p
