It's just best to leave it to this,
I'm not good enough and you're the absolute best.
So I'll sit down and talk to you For hours on end.
I'll be in love and we can Just be friends.
Hit me bartender, grab another beer.
I've got sorrows to drown, and more stories to hear
About how you found love and the perfect man-
Even though I'm sitting right here,
I suppose we can just be friends.