(I have experienced MUCH trouble in the past thinking of replies to my douche of exes... I hope this gives you some help. ;D)
X = Them
O = You
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To the Cheating Ex:
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X = I love you. Please come back to me.
O = Is that what you said when (she/he/other(? O.o)) figured it out, too? :3
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X = I made a mistake.
O = You don't say? O:
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X = I never liked you in the beginning.
O = I know. :( It's a shame that (she/he/it) didn't, either!
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X = Why are you such a (*insert profanity here*) to me?
O = I don't know, why did you cheat?
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X = I really did love you.
O = That explains why you were with (*name/sex*), too. :)
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X = I like to cause trouble.
O = Yeah, but it's all fun until you get caught, huh? You would know. :)
To the General Ex:
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X = This is why we broke up!
O = What? You?
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X = You're so annoying.
O = The feeling is mutual... about you, that is. <3
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X = Just leave me alone!
O = If you really wanted that, you would've stopped talking to me a long time ago.
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X = I'm in a relationship now.
O = Poor them.
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(This is really all I can think of for now. :) Yet again, thanks for the reads! If you have any questions, feel free to post them in the comments below! Any lurkers out there? Get a Wattpad! Fan! Comment! Vote! It's free! Thanks, guys, girls, aliens, unicorns, vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, lycans, mermaids, countries, trolls, bitches... Did I forget anyone?
<3LW)
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