(I honestly can't think of a better way to sort this. Suggestions? Comment below. ;) Or just comment because you love me. <3 Iluhyew2!
!!WARNING!!:: THIS MAY CONTAIN MILD LANGUAGE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T COMPLAIN.)
X = Them
O= You
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X = LOL! You're a noob.
O = Does that make you a wannabe troll?
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X = UMADBRO?
O = Mad in the sense of insanity, yes. I just thought of thirty-six ways to biologically render you incapable of maintaining life. >D
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X = F*ck you.
O = What positon?
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X = Go to hell.
O = I'd rather annoy you. <3
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X = What's wrong with you?
O = You.
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X = I know you are, but what am I?
O = In need of a hearing aid. Honestly, I just told you!
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X = I hate you.
O = Then why are you still talking to me?
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X = I'm lonely.
O = Oh, yeah, I'm not here or anything.
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X = B*tch.
O = Wh0re. Now we're best friends! :D
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X = Don't let the door hit ya where mother nature split ya!
O = I'm sure you'll be too busy screwing it. :)
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X = Look who's talking.
O = ...You?
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X = Screw off.
O = Not with you in mind. O.o
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X = Why are you so mean?
O = Why are you so annoying?
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X = Why are you so annoying? (XD Yeah, yeah.)
O = Because I made it my sole purpose in life to bother you. :)
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X = No one wants to be with you.
O = Maybe that's because you're still around. /:
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X = You're stupid.
O = If I'm stupid... my God, I don't even KNOW where you fall!
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X = Why am I still talking to you?
O = I dunno, you tell me... Oh, wait. ;)
( :D I hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for the reads, my dears! If you have any questions on replies, I will be sure to upload them with a clever response. Fanning and votes are GREATLY appreciated!
-LW )
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