Straight to it, my children.
X - them
O - you
X: You're ______.
O: Woah! Calm down, there. Don't blame me for your daddy issues.
(You should assert that the person doesn't ACTUALLY have daddy issues.)
X: Dumb ass, I don't have daddy issues.
O: Do I seem like the person who would actually give a fuck, even if you did?
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X: You have daddy issues.
O: Have you consulted your parents about your adoption yet?
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X: No one likes you.
O: Really? Who's No One? Is (he/she) cute?
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X: Your mom.
O: My mom is irrelevant. Are you trying to escape the true meaning of this conversation? Allow me to return it to its original purpose. You're a dumb ass.
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X: swag
O: Do you know what "SWAG" stands for? Students With Average Grades. You should consider getting a tutor.
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X: You'll never understand anything about me.
O: Thank God. I've never been good at cleaning up messes.
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X: At least I have style.
O: You also have STDs.
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X: *bragging about whatever*
O: Wanna know what you don't have? A life.
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X: *complaining about their terrible life*
O: Suffer.
(^ make sure you say the above in a deep, menacing voice. No one ever expects it. It's my personal trademark.)
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Alright, my dears. I think that's all today. Mama is out.
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