we're normal I swear
Santa: Min Yoongi, wake your ass up and explain to me why you're trying to pirate my child.
daddy yoongles: the kid's adorable
Santa: Of course he is! That's why I adopted him in the first place
daddy yoongles: yeah well, he's my child now
Santa: you can't do that!
daddy yoongles: I already did
Santa: hE IS mY sOn
daddy yoongles: not anymore
Santa: Dammit, Yoongi! You haven't even met him yet!
daddy yoongles: hardy-har-har
daddy yoongles:
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daddy yoongles: see this? Jimin, Taehyung, and I had a sleepover
daddy yoongles: without you
Santa: doesn't give you the right to steal him from me
daddy yoongles: I think it does
honey bun: hyung, I knew you fell asleep on me :(
adorable savage: sorry, Kook! I was really sleepy. I didn't even get to send you a goodnight text :(
honey bun: It's okay, but you have to make it up to me
adorable savage: anything for you ^-^
honey bun: I'll hold you to it then
Santa: Hi, yes, can you two be cute somewhere else? I'm busy fighting for custody of my children. Thanks
honey bun: hi, yes, we're your children. Why are you telling us to leave if you want us to stay?
Santa: Sorry, I meant I'm fighting for Taehyung. You can leave
honey bun: I already tried, but Namjoon hyung won't let me
Dasher: That is correct.
daddy yoongles: You don't even need to fight for Tae. You already have Jungkook
Santa: I will throw him away if it means I don't lose Taehyung
barely breathing: it appears the tea is extra hot today
honey bun: choke on Namjoon's dick
Santa: been there, done that, boom! We had you
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