we're normal i swear
Hoebi: rise and shine, my little chickadees
Kookie: fuck off
Hoebi: Jeon Jungkook! Where are your manners?! I am your HYUNG
Hoebi: ew, I sound like Jin
Kookie: sorry
Kookie: PLEASE fuck off
Hoebi: what did I do to deserve this disrespect?
Kookie: how about texting us at the asscrack of dawn?
Hoebi: no, I still don't see the problem
Hoebi: as far as I'm concerned, baby Kookie didn't get enough nappy time and is just a tad bit grumpy wumpy
Kookie: well maybe I wouldn't so grumpy if you'd realize that not everyone is a morning person and wants to be woken up at 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Kookie: I don't even have class until later, so thank you so much for wasting my precious time that could be spent sleeping
Hoebi: oh please yoongi #2, all you need is a little bit of sunshine (aka me) to get your spirits up
Kookie: i'll take being a second yoongi a compliment
Kookie: and don't get me wrong, I usually admire you for your happy-go-luckiness, but seeing it in the morning makes me want to RKO you
Hoebi: you know what? Fine. Be a grumpy pants
Hoebi: I'll just wait for someone else to come in
Taetae: good morning, everyone!!
Hoebi: speak of an angel
Hoebi: morning, tae!
Hoebi: just a heads up, kook's feisty in the morning, so beware of the beast
Kookie: good morning, Tae hyung! ^^
Taetae: i'm sorry kook, did I wake you up? i could always message hobi hyung privately so we don't bother you
Kookie: no, no it's okay, you could never bother me
Hoebi: oh, you whipped little shit
Kookie: in fact, I was just about to get up and grab some coffee. Would you like to join me?
Taetae: I'd love to!
Kookie: awesome. There's this cafe I know just outside the campus
Taetae: is it the one with the cute latte art?
Kookie: bingo
Taetae: ooh I've always wanted to try that place out
Kookie: you're going to love it, promise
Taetae: I'll hold you to your word then, Jeon
Kookie: I won't disappoint
Taetae: so, i'll see you soon?
Kookie: i can't wait :)
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