better than sex

Welcome. First time with BTS? Yes? Run while you can

Jimmy + his hoes

  Jimoan: I have a confession to make

Succjin: I knew it was you who ate my food you piece of shit

Hoebi: What a great way to revive this gc

Jimoan: wtf no

Jimoan: it was your youngest

Succjin: JEON JUNGKOOK

Jeoncock: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL

Jimoan: yeah yeah I'm an untrustworthy bitch. moving on

Jimoan: I just want you all to know that I love you guys so so much and I honestly don't know where I'd be without you

Jeoncock: probably somewhere better

Succjin: stfu my son is speaking

Jeoncock: umm I thought I was your son too??

Succjin: after eating the food I specifically told all you fuckers not to eat, consider yourself disowned

Jeoncock: whatever. I still have my other faithful and much cooler dad

Succjin: oKAY but can he cook like me?

Jeoncock: He may not be able to cook for his life, but at least he lets me eat dessert past 10

Succjin: Would you rather have more tummy aches or a dad who actually feeds you properly?

Jeoncock: oH SO NOW THAT NAMJOON HYUNG IS MY FAVORITE YOU SUDDENLY WANT TO ADOPT ME AGAIN?

Succjin: I'D RATHER RE-ADOPT YOU THAN LET NAMJOON TAKE MY SPOT AS FAVORITE

Moanie: Should I feel offended?

Hoebi: lol

Jeoncock: WELL YOU BETTER BE KISSING ASS CAUSE RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE SECOND PLACE

Succjin: I WILL KISS YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU'LL BE BEGGING ME TO STOP

Tongue Technology: I unmuted for this

Tongue Technology: I regret everything

Jimoan: ok we get it. we're a dysfunctional family; can I talk now?

Succjin: Please, go on. I can't stand dealing with Jungkook anymore

Jeoncock: What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a shit

Succjin: You wanna go, punk?!

Jeoncock: send me your location

Jimmy: But it's Jimin time (๑◕︵◕๑)

Tongue Technology: Everyone, listen to Jimin

Jimoan: Thank you! I knew you'd be there to back me up, hyung ❤

Hoebi: oh? What do we have here?

Succjin: Is that a heart?

Moanie: Interesting

Jeoncock: Interesting, indeed

Tongue Technology: SO

Tongue Technology: what did you want to tell us?

Succjin: We see you, Yoongi. you ain't slick

Jimoan: ??

Tongue Technology: it's nothing, pls go on