Scene 4
(12:00 PM Teachers Lounge)
(Jenny and Faye walking into Teachers Lounge)
Jenny: How was your day so far, Faye?
Faye: Stressful, yours?
Jenny: Mine too. Who knew this teaching thing would be so much work?
Jenny: I didn't even bring sensible footwear!
(Pointing down at her black round toe heels)
Faye: I had to go to the Keurig Machine ten times this morning.
(Jenny rolls her eyes at Faye)
Faye: You know I'm a stress drinker!
Jenny: At least we can enjoy our lunch in peace......
Faye: Where is everybody?
(Jenny closing her eyes and lying back in chair)
Jenny: Probably getting Dunkin Donuts!
(Trap door opens)
(Jenny and Faye fall in)
Trap door leads to slide)
Jenny: Where are we?
Faye: How should I know? There's no "Welcome to Dunkin Donuts" sign!
Jenny: I knew this school wasn't normal when people said they drank coffee!
Faye: Can we please get over the coffee thing?
Jenny: (Staring at Faye and talking in a creepy Gollum like tone) No! Never!
(Jenny and Faye fall to the bottom of a dark room)
(Thistle Burst turns lights on)
Jenny: My eyes. I can't see!
Faye: The pain! The torture!
Jenny: And that's why I don't question you being the head of Drama.
(Jenny and Faye can see again)
Thistle: Well hello, Jenny and Faye. Welcome to T.S.I!
Jenny: The what now?!
Thistle: T.S.I. It stands for Teacher Spy Institute.
Faye: So you're spies. That's cool. Are you the super sneaky kind or the save the world kind?
Symone: Both! I'm Symone Hallows!
Kennedy: And I'm Kennedy Williams!
Thistle: We called you down here today because we want to recruit you into T.S.I's Super Spy Program.
Faye: Really?
Jenny: I don't know about this! It's all so sudden!
Thistle:You begin your training in the morning.
Jenny: I think we need some time to think about this.
(Faye and Jenny think for about one second)
Faye: Ok. Done! We're in!
Kennedy: You must never speak of this conversation or T.S.I to anybody! Ever!
Jenny: Why not?
Thistle: Because there are evil people looking to get their grubby little hands on you at any cost!
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TSI
HumorMost teachers have a less than average life. But some are secretly spies. Newly hired teachers Jenny and Faye find out that all teachers are spies. First mission: to save the world from total domination and destruction when world renown criminal Bom...
