One Piece Online

First Online Meeting of Marine Officials

~IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡! has invited <GARP_THE_FIST>, -PetBirdOnMyHead-, PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight, •UghIHateMyFather•, YellowMonkey, gnqjtkqmlrynact, and NoOneKnowsMe to a private conversation~

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: Alright men, to make it more convenient in making meetings, I've decided to hold an online marine meeting.

<GARP_THE_FIST>: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR USERNAME AKAINU

gnqjtkqmlrynact: mahuqkoryvwnakuienwvgsujwbfaukqo

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: um who's @gnqjtkqmlrynact? O_O

•UghIHateMyFather•: Coby, its so fucking obvious that's Admiral Fujitora, he's blind remember? I don't even know why the hell Admiral Akainu invited him here and forced him to make a profile, he can't even read .-.

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: ohhhh I did not see that coming .-. Thanks Helmeppo

gnqjtkqmlrynact: miahqbfuwoelppaybefqyk

NoOneKnowsMe: *sigh* we can't understand you so why the hell do you even bother typing? *sweatdrop*

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: It's a good username Garp, don't judge me

-PetBirdOnMyHead-: Besides, your profile picture is the worst .-.

<GARP_THE_FIST>: What's wrong with it? D:<

NoOneKnowsMe: ...it's Firefist and Strawhat dressed up in marine uniforms while saluting .-.

-PetBirdOnMyHead-: GGGGAAAAAAARRRRPPPP STOP PHOTO-SHOPPING THOSE DAMN CRIMINALS

YellowMonkey: Poor Fujitora, @IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!, I don't see the point in inviting him to an online meeting if he's blind ._.

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: Shut it Kizaru, it's in the damn marine handbook saying that all admirals must be present in a formal meeting

NoOneKnowsMe: ._. seriously

<GARP_THE_FIST>: Goddammit Sengoku it's MY profile, I DO WHAT I WANT YOLO

•UghIHateMyFather•: *sweatdrop* Garp-sensei, don't type YOLO again .-. It sounds wrong since you're an old man

<GARP_THE_FIST>: OI HELMEPPO YOU WANT TO BE ON DISH DUTY AGAIN TONIGHT?

•UghIHateMyFather•: *sigh* nevermind

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: Oi what we're talking about has no connection to the subject on the meeting

YellowMonkey: You didn't even tell us the fucking subject ._.

gnqjtkqmlrynact: bagumqmpqjhusvqdtqjmqolpq

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: Thanks Fujitora for typing the subject of the meeting, all of you should be ashamed, he's the only one among you idiots that knows

NoOneKnowsMe: HOW DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT SHITLOAD OF RANDOM LETTERS AKAINU

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: Excuse me Kizaru sir, but who exactly is @NoOneKnowsMe? .-.

YellowMonkey: ...I don't remember ._.

NoOneKnowsMe: HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS ME, ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU. ITS ALL EIICHIRO ODA'S FAULT FOR NOT DRAWING MY FUCKING FACE YET, HE ONLY MADE A FEW CHARACTERS MENTION MY NAME ONCE OR TWICE

•UghIHateMyFather•: ...Admiral Ryokugyu? ...sorry it doesn't ring a bell :/

NoOneKnowsMe: FUCK ALL OF YOU GO TO HELL YOU SHIT NITS

~NoOneKnowsMe has left the conversation~

YellowMonkey: oh yeah, I forgot about Ryokugyu-san for a minute there

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: ...I don't know him though .-.

-PetBirdOnMyHead-: then why the hell did you invite him? :/

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: since I only added the marines that were online, I used the One Piece Wiki and saw that he was an admiral so I invited him

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: The One Piece Wiki never lies C:

gnqjtkqmlrynact: hkmanyqokppduvwftqokplqgykqmbwfqgsyinbcxukzlqpuenacfqinbegysikaokfqyy

•UghIHateMyFather•: uhh is Admiral Fujitora actually typing with his fingers but can't see, or is he slamming his hands on the keyboard?

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: We're in the same room and he's poking the keyboard with his stick

<GARP_THE_FIST>: what the fuck that stick is for walking not typing

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: that was my same reaction right there, but he said that his stick helps him since he's blind and he thinks that whichever button that stick presses the keyboard, it'll push the letters and his message that he wants to say will be sent ._.

-PetBirdOnMyHead-: @gnqjtkqmlrynact, are you on crack? 0-0

gnqjtkqmlrynact: jmoamnwtuqklpaoybwcfauqnkousnwvh

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: ...that's a yes

•UghIHateMyFather•: this has got to be the worst meeting we've ever had

~IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡! has removed •UghIHateMyFather• from the conversation~

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡!: And that is for calling me the worst admiral D:<

PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight: But he didn't call you that, he just said this is the worst meeting we've ever had ._. that's actually a fact

~IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea¡!¡! has removed PUBERTY.I'veDoneItRight from the conversation~

YellowMonkey: what the hell

gnqjtkqmlrynact: nancwykqmlouqvctsinwmoaywbb

-PetBirdOnMyHead-: um Fujitora who's side are you on? *sweat drop*

<GARP_THE_FIST>: Akainu what the fuck all they did was say that this was the worst meeting D:<

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea: ITS THE SAME AS CALLING ME THE WORST ADMIRAL EVER

~IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea has removed YellowMonkey, gnqjtkqmlrynact, -PetBirdOnMyHead-, and <GARP_THE_FIST> from the conversation~

IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea: YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE GITS DONT ALL OF YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COME UP WITH A DECENT USERNAME JUST TO MAKE A MEETING. IT TOOK ME EVEN LONGER TO CONVINCE FUJITORA TO MAKE A DAMN PROFILE THOUGH HE CANT READ OR TYPE D:< AND I AM THE BEST DAMN MARINE FLEET ADMIRAL THE ONE PIECE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. I. FUCKING. KILLED. FIREFIST. READ MY USERNAME BITCHES

~IKilledRoger'sSonFuckYea has ended the conversation~

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Vote if ya'll think that Akainu IS the worst admiral, if you believe that Coby really did do puberty right, and if you just realized that there was actually an admiral named Ryokugyu :) It's true, he really isn't an OC I made up. But Oda-sensei hasn't revealed him yet! Only his name though xD