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HAPPY... LATE? FATHERS DAY OYAJI!!!! XD

This is SO late xD holy shit ace is such an idiot here >.>

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~Shirtless&Proud has invited xXBluePhoenixXx to a public conversation~

Shirtless&Proud: MARCO OMFG I NEED HELP

xXBluePhoenixXx: *sigh* help with what?

Shirtless&Proud: IT WAS FATHERS DAY A MONTH AGO AND I DONT HAVE ANY IDEAS ON GIVING OYAJI A PRESENT WUT THE FUCK WILL I DO?!?!?! I'VE BEEN AVOIDING OYAJI ALL THIS TIME Q.Q

xXBluePhoenixXx: Well I gave him a special comb to brush his mustache

Shirtless&Proud: WHAT THE HELL MARCO YOU JUST STOLE MY IDEA YOU LITTLE SHIT NO WONDER WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE HIM MY PRESENT HE ALREADY HAD A COMB AND HE WAS BRUSHING HIS MUSTACHE SO I HAD TO THROW MY PRESENT IN THE OCEAN

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~Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate has joined the conversation~

~I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks has joined the conversation~

Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate: Hey Ace :3

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: You've been avoiding Oyaji these past few weeks and we were confused until we heard you were having a hard time in thinking of a gift for Oyaji... wow Ace you're so fucking late ._. But don't worry we'll help ya out

Shirtless&Proud: OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS TT^TT *tears of joy*

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: hey what about your real dad?

Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate: Yeah that Bold Roger guy

Shirtless&Proud: @Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate its GOLD ROGER you idiot

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: ACE ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

Shirtless&Proud: I GAVE MY REAL DAD A RAZOR TO SHAVE HIS NOSE HAIR

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: Nose hair? O_O

Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate: ...his mustache is actually nose hair pfffft *laughs in a corner hysterically*

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: WHAT THE FUCK

Shirtless&Proud: GUYS THATS NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE I JUST NEED A GIFT FOR OYAJI

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: I baked him a statue of himself thats cake. Its vanilla flavored since he's Whitebeard xD And yes, IT IS his exact height and size

Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate: I made him a cute little card :3 Hey Ace why don't you make a card for Oyaji???

Shirtless&Proud: GAWD HARUTA YOU KNOW I SUCK AT ART THE PAPER WILL BURN ANYWAY AND I'LL END UP GIVING HIM A PILE OF ASHES

I<3MyHair,You'reAllDicks: ...then I got no ideas :P

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Shirtless&Proud: HARU DONT YOU DARE LEAVE

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Shirtless&Proud: I'LL CALL SOMEONE ELSE THEN

~Shirtless&Proud has invited DontCallMeTraffy to the conversation~

Shirtless&Proud: AW SHIT THE MOUSE SLIPPED AND I CLICKED ON THE WRONG PERSON

DontCallMeTraffy: wrong person? what the hell are you talking about?

~Shirtless&Proud has removed DontCallMeTraffy from the conversation~

Shirtless&Proud: ...who the hell will I call now?!?! *sigh* I can't believe I'm going to ask that idiot...

~Shirtless&Proud has invited I'llBecomePirateKing to the conversation~

I'llBecomePirateKing: Hey Ace :D

Shirtless&Proud: Yeah... hey Lu

I'llBecomePirateKing: Why'd you call? If you want some of my meat then its a no D:<

Shirtless&Proud: Why the hell would I ask that??? Anyways, what did you give your dad today?

I'llBecomePirateKing: You mean Dragon? Yeah I gave him a new black cloak and at the back and there are words that says:

BEST DAD EVER

-though you left me with stupid Gramps and I had to live in a fucked up forest and survive shit when I was just a little kid and you've never sent me mail with any meat :( -

Shirtless&Proud: what the fuck

I'llBecomePirateKing: ITS A GOOD GIFT

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Shirtless&Proud: ...I'll just do another fire dance show just like last year... but last time the ship got burnt and I got hit in the head by Oyaji

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BitchPlease¡ImWhitebeard: Oh sweet mother of Roger not another fire dance...

~BitchPlease¡ImWhitebeard has ended the conversation~

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That fire dance show that Ace is talking about is like one of those shows in Hawaii at the beach where those guys play with staffs of fire and I've only seen one show and it was so badass and awesome and though I was like really far away in the audience I could already feel the heat @-@

And sometimes I say: Oh sweet mother of Roger xD