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...am I the father or the mother?

[xXBluePhoenixXx has invited Shirtless&Proud and Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate to a public conversation]

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: ACE I KNOW YOU FUCKING DID IT WITH HARUTA

[Shirtless&Proud]: DID WHAT

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: ooh nice new update and design with the website btw :3

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: Yeah it's way better to look at now-- OI DONT YOU FUCKING CHANGE THE TOPIC AND ACE STOP ACTING CLUELESS

[Shirtless&Proud]: IM NOT D:< AND AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT I 'DID' BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: And what makes you think we did it D: You called me an angel last week remember ;-;

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: Because you both pranked me yesterday by making Thatch fry some eggs for me at breakfast ._.

[Shirtless&Proud]: WHATS WRONG WITH EGGS

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: YOU KNOW I CANT EAT THEM BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING CANNIBALISM D:< ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU TWO PLACED THAT EGG IN MY NEST, IT'S PROBABLY A FAKE RIGHT?

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: We didn't place an egg in your nest D: ...wait does this mean that Marco just laid an egg? .-.

[Shirtless&Proud]: Oh shit does this make him a mother??? BUT HE'S A MALE...

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: *dramatic gasp* ...OR IS HE?

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: OI LAST TIME I CHECKED I HAVE A DICK AND IM PRETTY SURE IM STILL MALE IN PHOENIX FORM, THAT MAKES ME THE DAD

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: BUT YOU JUST LAID AN EGG

[Shirtless&Proud]: OH FUCK WE NEED THE WISDOM OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN, POWERFUL, ALMIGHTY AND EXPERIENCED PIRATE THAT HAD EVER SAILED THE GRAND LINE

[GolDRoger has joined the conversation]

[GolDRoger]: you called?

[Shirtless&Proud has kicked GolDRoger out of the conversation]

[Shirtless&Proud has invited BitchPlease¡ImWhitebeard to the conversation]

[Shirtless&Proud]: OYAJI WE NEED YOUR HALP

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: QUICK THINKING ACE

[BitchPlease¡ImWhitebeard]: don't tell me you have evidence to make me ground Marco again

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: ACE DONT YOU DARE

[Shirtless&Proud]: NO I WONT AND OYAJI WE WANNA KNOW IF MARCO IS A MOTHER OR A FATHER BECAUSE HE JUST LAID AN EGG AND HE HAS A DICK

[BitchPlease¡ImWhitebeard]: Back in my early pirate years, I heard the rumor of a pirate crew being shunned because their captain had both a ding-dong and a pair of jiggly-boos

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[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: ...um whats a ding-dong and jiggly-boos?

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: I'm pretty sure he's referring to a dick and a pair of boobs ._.

[Shirtless&Proud]: this means that Marco has no gender :O

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: ...he has his own gender •-• so now all in all we have three genders: Male, Female, then Marco...

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: I'm male ._.

[Shirtless&Proud]: LIES

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: OH FUCK THE EGG HAS A CRACK

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: WAIT YOU CRACKED IT

[Shirtless&Proud]: MARCO IS A MURDERER

[xXBluePhoenixXx]: NO IM NOT ITS FUCKING HATCHING

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: the miracle of birth c:

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[Shirtless&Proud]: Oi Haru what if the egg we placed in his nest doesn't look like Marco

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: yeah, we stole it from a blue bird nest remember?

[Shirtless&Proud]: Just making sure C:

[Blonde_Pineapple-Pirate]: we just made Marco question his gender and made him believe that he laid an egg... best day ever :3

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