The Mafia / The Mafias ......

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Ho boy, am I about to get pissed.





So without reading the book, we all know this is a love story.

Cough a shitty one cough cough

You want to the the definition of Mafia?

ITS BASICALLY THE LEADER OF CRIMINAL GANGS AND OPERATIONS.

HOW.



IN.




ANY.



WAY.




IS.




THAT.





ROMANTIC?

WORLD GET READY BECAUSE IM GOING TO SLAP A BITCH, OR 2 OR 3 OR A MILLION.


Deep breaths.



Deep breaths.



We can all tell the story line from the title. Not hard.




*snort can be heard in the distance*





Girl : either completely compliant or is a sassy little shite. Drop dead gorgeous, almost like a ducking god. Develops the worlds biggest case of Stockholm syndrome there ever was. One of the largest Mary Sues to ever live.

Mafia : a ruthless controlling ass, who either has a soft spot for her because she's beautiful / sassy. Has no problem killing / torturing people. Is a handsome fucker and girl falls for him because of his looks and not taking into account his god damn criminal-shite-ness.


M8

WE ALL KNOW THE STORY IS GOING TO END IN ONE OF TWO WAYS.


GIRL CONVERTS MAFIA INTO A GOOD GUY


MAFIA CONVERTS GIRL INTO A BAD GUY

NO OTHER ENDING


AND THERES THE WHOLE FUCKING PLOT FOR YOU.



Please do not make stories that you can tell the whole storyline from just by reading the title.

It's shit :)

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