Overdone Book Titles

The Fifth Mauruder

(Another Harry Potter because why friggin not + I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SO LONG IM SO SORRY)

The

Fifth

Marauder.

James.
Sirius.
Remus.
Peter.

There is four.

And no one is going to change that.

Not some RANDOM FRIGGIN GIRL CALLED FRIGGIN MOON MIST OR SOME SHIT WHO TURNS INTO A PLATYPUS AND SAVES THEIR ASSES  BILLIONS OF TIMES BECAUSE

SUDDENLY

THEYRE INCAPABLE, NO BACK BONE, BABIE WHO ARE ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE BUT THE DAY IS SAVED BY MOON MIST OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT.

As you can so, I have lost it so much I can no longer form coherent sentences.

Honey, nobody is going to join that group.

Nobody.

Seriously, you can have a character being friends with all four and hanging out with them a lot but LET MOON MIST HAVE SOME OTHER FRIENDS WHO BY THE WAY DONT KISS HER ASS LIKE THE SUN SHINES FROM IT OR SOME MOODY ASS BITCH WHO SHE ALWAYS ARGUES WITH OR SOMEHOW GET 'BETRAYED' BY THEM OR-

Getting slightly of topic here...

But seriously, with another marauder, for a change, have it be a BOY.

You know, a person with a penis and all that?

I can only name one book that I've read in this site that an additional marauder is a BOY.

(Kmbell92, check her out, she's my favourite writer)

Let's be honest, with a group of friends, they are incredibly likely to be the same sex because, in reality, we relate to people who are the same gender more.

Don't get me wrong, boy girl friendships can be just as close or closer, but generally people tend to stick with people the same gender, and PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE NAMES LIKE MOON MIST AND SHINE SPARKLE OR BEAUTY OR-

Ugh, please no.

And honestly, it doesn't take many brain cells to come up with another title, but either people can't be bothered, or are seriously lacking in said brain cells.

*COUGH COUGH* THE SECOND ONE *COUGH COUGH*