hai guys lol the cover of this stry is atully me but im taken so. srry guys lolz. i wuz wrting this in the middle of the day so dnt blame me if itz bad lolz!!!11!
I rushed dwn the stares, evn tho i just woke up!!!! im a rly fast runr so i got down the strs in almost two secondzzz!!!11! "mom get me brekfest" I said as i like sat donw at the table. "GET YOUR BREKFEST UR SELF!!!!111!!!!!!" my mom screemd. OMG I HATE HER! shs so abusiv and mean ):< i wish she wuld jus dieee!! she hates me so much.
i got up evn tho i didnt want to and got myself sum froot loops. i ate my food slow because i wuz tire. y did i wke up so erly???!!! i thot 2 myslf.
i look at the clock and i wuz late!!!! "OMGZ NO!" i scrmed!!!!!! i rshd out the door!!! m such a slow runner bcaus im so fat!!!11 im lyk 100 poundsss!!! I NEED TO GET TO HIGHSCHOOL IN TIME OMGZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!111Z!!!
i finylu got ther yaaay!!!!11 omg!!!111!! i wlkd down the hall and i psed a random miror in de hall!!! OMG I SO UGLYY!!!?!!11 i said as i lookd at my big blk eyes and hot emo hair. mty nose was perfect and so wuz th rest of my face but i wuz still UGLY!!!!111!! (omg guyz she lookz jus lyk me i swear i didnt mean for her too lol!!???!!11)
my bes friend mia wks up to mee!! "hi!!!!" mia sys. I smile at her OMG IM SO AWKWARD.!!!11(one) OMG SUM GUY JUST WALKED UP BEHIND MEE OMG HES SO HOT !!!??!111 he has blue eyes and black emo hair 4 a guyyy!!!?a!!!! I WANT TO DATE HIM IM SO IN LOVEEE!!!
"hi." he says. "OMG HI!!!" I saiddd!! OMG WHY DID I DO THAT IM SO AWKWARD!!! "ur kind a hawt." he says under his breth. omg did i just heer that!!??!!!! he said i hot!!1! OMG!!! WHAT DO I DO??!1!
OMG GUYZ CLIFF HANGER UH OHH!!! lolzz!!11!! this betr get 3000000 votes and lykes or I won update EVER AGAIN!!! ):<
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