~ Emmett ~
"This is so perfect!" Keegan whisper yelled from the bathroom, as he poured flour in Myra's hair dryer. I was busy drawing on Myra's face with a sharpie. As of now she had a thick unibrow, and a goatee. As I was about to draw a gigantic mole above her lip, she suddenly sneezed! Liam, Jake and I made a dash for the door, only for her to roll over. "We have to be fast guys," Nash said. Nash and Keegan were in the bathroom, putting lifesavers in the shower head, and butter on the floor. Earlier, Nash had poured some flour on the overhead fan panels. This was going to be great!
Jake quickly finished gluing her hangers to the racks in her closet, so she wouldn't be able to remove them. Liam was busy applying wax to bits of wax paper, and carefully placing them on her sideburns, which were barely noticeable, and on the tops of her feet. We had set up a video camera and put it on a tripod, to record the whole initiation. I drew the mole on her face, and grinned. She's gonna kill us.. While Liam and I were turning off the camera, and putting it away, Jake and Nash came out of the bathroom, carrying the mirrors! "Guys! What are you doing!?!" I exclaimed. "They're prolonging Myra's discovery of her sharpied face," Keegan explained. I struggled to contain my laughter, that is a genius idea. We carefully hid the mirrors underneath Jake's and Nash's bed, and we left the room.
"You guyyyss, it's been hours since Myra went to bed.." Keegan whined. "No $hit Sherlock," Jake said. "Alright ladies, settle down before I whoop your asses!" Myra yelled. We laughed to ourselves, wondering if she had noticed what we had done.
She stormed out of her bedroom with her arms crossed. She did not look happy at all. We were in some deep $hit. "Hey Grumpy, you need another nap!?!" Keegan said. Myra laughed sarcastically, "Well there's not much else you twats can do to me, even if I do take another nap." "Well then, I'll order pizza and we can watch a movie." I suggested. "Sure. As long as we aren't watching bimbos wearing bikinis, proclaim their easiness, I'm in." Myra said harshly.
Ten minutes later, the pizza had arrived and I was putting the DVD into the player. The first thing that appeared on the screen, was Liam's face. Myra whipped her head around to look at us. Actually it was more of a glare. "You. Did. Not." she seethed. "What does it look like," Nash replied sarcastically. "Get on with it then, if you must.." Myra huffed. About halfway through, our alarms went off, calling us to duty. I quickly shut off the t.v. and dashed to the fireman's pole, with Liam, Keegan, Jake, Nash and Myra close behind me. I slid down the pole, then Jake, Nash was next, Keegan went after Nash, and last was Myra. She went too soon, and landed on Keegan's shoulders, just as his feet hit the ground. He grunted, as she had unexpectedly landed on him. "A little warning would've been nice, you know." he said. "Well you should move faster, fat ass!" She retorted. Keegan was about to respond, but ran away to get changed. We were in the truck in under two minutes. With sirens blaring all the way, Myra drove the truck to our destination.
~ Myra ~
I stirred in my sleep. It had been almost three hours since I had laid down. I rubbed my eyes, and got out of bed. My feet were really itchy.. Looking down at them, I noticed the wax paper. "Dammit!" I cursed. "It's gonna hurt like hell, when I rip this off.." I ran my hands through my hair in frustration. I winced in pain. They had put it on my sideburns as well.. This was really getting on my nerves. "Revenge is a bitch, revenge is a bitch.." I said to myself over and over again.
I walked into the bathroom and slipped on the tile. "How immature of them," I thought. I took off my clothes, and left them in a heap on the floor. After having to clean up the butter, I climbed into the shower. I lathered my hair and body, and relaxed under the steaming water. I had let the wax on the wax paper soften a bit in the hot water, so I slowly peeled the papers off of my face and feet. When my fingers started to look like prunes, I shut the water off, and got out. I was about to turn the fan on, because the mirrors would be fogged up, but the mirrors were gone. "They thought of everything!!" I groaned..
I walked to my closet to find something to wear. I tried flicking through my clothes, but the hangers wouldn't budge. "Seriously!!" I whined. "God these guys are gonna kill me!" I seethed. I gave up trying to move the hangers, they wouldn't budge. So I grabbed the clothes I wanted to wear and headed to the bathroom to get dressed. I dropped my towel and proceeded to get dressed. When I tried to put my pants on, I couldn't. My legs were.. sticky?? "SON OF A BITCH!!" I yelled. When lifesavers are put in a shower head, there's usually flour on the fan panels, or in the hair dryer. I'm so glad I didn't turn the fan on! I finished getting dressed, and pulled a compact mirror out of my purse. I decided to leave my hair down for the time being unless we were called on duty. So I pulled out my compact so I could apply a light amount of mascara and eyeliner.
I had a freak moment. They sharpied my face!! They are gonna pay! I had a goatee, a mole and a unibrow.. "How original.." I thought sarcastically. I heard Keegan whining about how I was still asleep, so I grabbed my phone and started to leave the room. "Alright ladies, settle down before I whoop your asses!" I yelled as I left the room. The guys just laughed amongst themselves.
I was not at all happy. By the looks on their faces, they knew that they were in some deep $hit.
"Hey Grumpy, you need another nap!?!" Keegan said. "Well there's not much else you twats can do to me, even if I do take another nap." I said laughing sarcastically. "Well then, I'll order pizza and we can watch a movie." Emmett suggested. As super pissed as I was, I wasn't surprised by my near response. "Sure. As long as we aren't watching bimbos wearing bikinis, proclaim their easiness, I'm in." I said harshly.
Ten minutes later, the pizza had arrived and Emmett was putting the DVD into the player. The first thing that appeared on the screen, was Liam's face. I whipped her head around to look at the guys. Actually it was more of a glare. "You. Did. Not." I seethed. "What does it look like," Nash replied sarcastically. "Get on with it then, if you must.." I huffed. About halfway through, our alarms went off, calling us to duty. Emmett quickly shut off the t.v. and dashed to the fireman's pole, with Liam, Keegan, Jake, Nash and I close behind him. I slid down the pole, then Jake, Nash was next, Keegan went after Nash, and I was last. Unfortunately, I went too soon, and landed on Keegan's shoulders, just as his feet hit the ground. He grunted, as I had unexpectedly landed on him. "A little warning would've been nice, you know." he said. "Well you should move faster, fat ass!" I retorted. Keegan was about to respond, but ran away to get changed, instead. Good idea on his part, there was a fire to put out. We were in the truck in under two minutes. With sirens blaring all the way, I drove the truck to our destination.
