"Give me her number."
"Dude, she said she'd murder me in my sleep if I did."
"I DON'T F*CKING CARE! I'LL MURDER THE BOTH OF YOU AND THE PERSON WHO F*CKED WITH MY PHONE!"
"God, Why must I suffer with these nutjobs..."
"WHO THE F*CK YOU CALLING A NUTJOB?"
"...Damian."
*inhales sharply*
"You have serious anger management issues."
"There. I said it."
"Vince, I thought you were my best friend!"
"You are! But right now you're kind of acting like a d*ck!"
"..."
"I'm sorry."
*beep*
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
