December 12th, 2:07 am

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December 12th, 2:07 am

Hey

How was rehearsal?

ANXIETY WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE!?

Woah ok calm down there buddy

Just couldn't sleep

But I could ask u the same question

Oh. Well I was just talking to some people

Some people?

Yeah in a group chat over Instagram. But I'd much rather talk to you :)

Oh ok

Thank u

Of course!

So...

Rehearsal?

Oh it was super...

That sounds sarcastic

U good?

...califragalisticexpialidocious!!!!

Of course

I should've seen that coming

Ugh I annoy me

U**

Aw. Cheer up, Anxiety!

Everyone loves Mary Poppins!

U r such a dork

Excuse me, princess. I prefer the term: passionate!

Mhm

Passionate about a children's film about a nanny that flies thru the sky on her umbrella, and pulls lamps out of a bag.

Do NOT besmerch the name of Disney!

Those movies are not just for kids!

Oh rly?

Yes! That flying nanny is JULIE ANDREWS AND SHE IS A GODDESS

Also, those tricks with the handbag are incredible and hilarious and you know it!

But...

Trix are for kids

Oh

For

The

LOVE

OF

Lol I'm kidding, Princey. I actually rly like disney.

You do?

I mean

Ya

I prefer the dark side of Disney, if you know what I mean

No...??

U can't be serious

What?

Oh I can't tell u... it'd ruin u and the precious little prince u r

Wait, what??? Tell me!!!

Lol nope

Ud die

I would not! I am not weak!

Mhm

Fine

There's this one theory that Peter Pan is actually Death...

WHAT??????????????

Yep. No. You can't take it

No. I'm sorry. I can I promise!

Maybe some day, Princey. But not today.

No, no! I can do it!

I am a prince after all! Not a dwarf!

Good god, Princey.

Fine, here look this up on YouTube

Got it open?

You mean YouTube? Yes I have YouTube open.

Good

Now type is "after ever after by jon cozart"

Then, watch both videos 1 and 2

Okay. Here I go!

I'll be waiting.

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