It must feel great for others to watch you and wish they could be you.
Anya Sheriff has never felt like the main character in her entire life. She's always been a part of the audience witnessing the event that looks like a scene straight out of the...
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Hello London!
Is it me, or are people stooping lower to become famous quickly? I mean, do some research. If you were desperate to voice, I could have invited you. A blog is easy to write, but I would have made the exception for you.
Love Venom and Anya's first-ever podcast
For those who prefer reading the scandals instead of listening, Anya, the amateur, is moving in haste to become the 'aficionado.' She chose the pretentious twins, Jack and Jill, to share her story.
The Voguish siblings were textbook school bullies before starting podcasts. Blonde cheerleader who thinks she is better than everyone else and the goofy drama student whose every sentence must have a sexual innuendo.
Remember the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water – well, here's a better one.
Jack and Jill went to a party and harassed a teenager – that's a fact.
But Love Venom, the siblings were teens. Teenagers make dumb mistakes. That's what you would all say to me. When they harassed that teenager, they were both in their early twenties. Have they apologized to her yet? No, their ego won't allow it.
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As for a recap of today's events, Noah, a fashion icon at its finest, stood outside of Souk with air pods in a suede jacket, black jeans and a T-shirt. Another mysterious girl, this one in a maxi dress and a headscarf. He didn't even acknowledge her and entered the restaurant fifteen minutes later.
Is the podcast more interesting than the girl? Only he can tell.
Sean, showing a middle finger to an old driver – what else can you expect from a mannerless lapdog, and why is he always in a hurry?
Sarah, the eldest B sister, coming out of Harrods – this beauty influencer never misses her weekly treatments and massages. Why is she still single, though? Is she waiting for someone in particular, or is no one up to par?
The temperatures are dropping further while the ingenuous brats bring up the heat. As for me, I'll be wrapping warm, heading to Dalloway, café in all its decorated glory for afternoon tea. Pistachio cake, buttermilk scones and green tea with jasmine blossoms forever
Adios, Jack and Jill. Pick someone better the next time, Anya. I'm watching you, or in this case, I'm all ears.
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