How to be a potato:
1. Find a shovel
2. Go outside
3. Find a nice soft patch of earth
4. Commence digging
5. Keep digging
6. Nope don't stop digging yet
7. Just
8. Wait
9. A
10. Second...
11. Nd yeah you can stop now
12. Jump into this colossal hole you've dug
13. Collapse the hole
14. Enjoy the lack of sunlight
15. Don't forget to breathe
16. Be a happy potato :)
a/n not to be confused with "How To Dig Your Own Grave"
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The How To Be Awesome List
HumorYes! This is the result of my TOTAL boredom, especially at night. They are mostly lists... strange lists. Enjoy them! And take them into consideration. Be awesome m(_ _)m
