How to become world famous
1. Soup, lots of soup
2. Quidditch
3. Be a minion
4. Exist
5. Mind control
6. Blackmail
7. Go join One Direction
8. Act like Marilyn Manson(hey, it worked for him)
9. Become a panda
10. Learn kung-fu from a chinchilla
11. Be smart
12. Be intelligent
13. Be a genius
14. Be wise
15. Be live Yukon fly (haha yesyes??)
16. Ave good grammah in bookses
17. Two words: CHUNKY POTATO
18. Lose Nemo
19. Find Nemo
20. Be courageous
21. Be fearless
22. Be invincible
23. Be unbeatable
24. Be happeh
25. Don't worreh
26. Don't worreh, be happeh now!
27. Zoowee mama
28. One word: AUTOTUNE
29. Life hacker, duh
30. Die saving to world from... Zombies
31. Be Evil
32. Dream
33. Be a talking cucumber
34. Grow fudgequats on you fudgin' roof
My cat is sitting on my face
Owowowowowow
35. Get genetically mutated
36. BE A HOBBITLY HOBBIT IN A HOBBITISH HOBBIT HOLE FOR HOBBITS! Hobbit that?
37. Eat crayons
38. Oh heck no, don't do #37
39. One word: BROWNIES (...)
40. Blow up your face
41. Ride a pegasus
42. Don't be a pervert
43. Be the Avatar
44. Travel back in time
45. Travel back in time and become a greek philosopher, they always got their share of attention T_T
46. Nom on an old lady's house
47. Eat the last cookie
48. Live forever
49. Get stranded on an island with a bunch of dudes and talk to a pig head
50. Become world famous
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The How To Be Awesome List
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