The How To Be Awesome List

1. Date potatoes

2. Drive a hippo

3. Grow eggplants

4. Exist

5. Dye your hair purple

6. Dye you eyebrows purple

7. Dye your eyelashes purple

8. Heck! Jus dye your face purple

9. Wear clothing

10. Talk to yourself

11. Sculpt tomato persons outta cheese

12. Call Elmo

13. Own a vampire yorkie

14. Read this list

15. Do the stuff on this list

16. Share this list

17. Potato!

18. Understand the importance of LOLcat

19. Fly around Montana on a pegasus

20. Name the pegasus Albert

21. Understand Procrastination

22. Become nocturnal

23. Grow fangs

24. Scare young children

25. Scare other teenagers

26. Scare your parents

27. Scare you teacher

28. Get detention

29. Know what a Furby is

30. Know what a bagel is

31. Know how to eat a bagel

32. Eat a bagel

33. Enjoy reading this list

34. Stop being bored

35. Fry an egg on the sidewalk

36. Communicate telepathically with your friends

37. Telepathically tell your friends they should read this list

38. Telepathically tell your friends to telepathically tell their friends to read this list

39. Telepathically tell your friends to telepathically tell their friends to telepathically tell their friends to read this list

40. Understand that you have not even made it halfway through this list

41. Believe in fairies

42. Believe in Prince Charming

43. Believe in a fairy Prince Charming

44. Believe in monsters

45. Believe in monsters that eat the fairy Prince Charming

46. Defy fate

47. Defy gravity

48. Defy death

49. Defy life

50. Defy life and death at the same time

51. Know what texting is

52. Know what a phone is

53. Know what electronics are

54. Know what electricity is

55. Remember the dark ages...

56. Time travel to the past

57. Time travel to the future

58. Time travel to the past and future at the same time

59. Be epic

60. Be spontaneous

61. Be unnecessarily hyper

62. Make you parents think you've lost it

63. Be short

64. Be tall

65. Know what the fox says

66. Eat pudding

67. Go 'Cray'

68. Build a candy house

69. Dress up like a witch

70. Try to eat children that try to nom on you house

71. Attempt to keep reading this list

72. Actually try to keep reading this list

73. Do a face-palm

74. Believe in magic

75. Defy the rules of logic

76. Defy Murphy's Law

77. Defy common sense

78. Create your own version of common sense

79. Defy it

80. Defy defying

81. Understand #80 in all its pointless glory

82. Tell people you're a super-hero

83. Tell people you're a super-villan

84. Don't contradict yourself

85. Banish acne from existence

86. Feed on the power of the sun

87. Sneeze like a rockstar

88. Parade your house like a zombie

89. Bring a dinosaur back to life

90. Ride it

91. Don't be a perv

92. Leave a comment on this

93. Vote for this

94. Share this with the world

95. Tell your parents to read this

96. Tell you grandparents to read this

97. When you grow up tell your kids about this

98. Dance because you are now awesome

99. Talk to me!!!

100. Shake your head at yourself because you just wasted 3 minutes of your life reading this list.

101. Be awesome