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41. Woman who don't where under where never get there panties in a bunch 

42. All of us what to go to heaven :)  But none of us want to die.

43. You can’t have everything.... where would you put it???

44. Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched?? Because if it's bothering I’ll stop :)

45. Please don't clean up my mess... You’ll confuse me and mess up my world.

46. My idea of a Super bowl is a toilet that cleans its self 

47. My husband thinks I am crazy but in the first place he is the one who married me!!

48. Its better to have a love lost then live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

49. Sure I would love to write a book some day but let me finish colouring this first.

50. I am not a proctologist but I know a asshole when I see one

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