330. It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
331. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
332. Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!
333. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
334. What happens if you get scared half to death twice???
335. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
336. Never play leap frog with a unicorn
337. Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
338. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
339. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
340. What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he am not going to come.
341. The Energizer Bunny was arrested, charged with battery
342. You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
343. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
344. Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!
345. Thou shall not weigh more than the refrigerator.
346. The advantage to exercising every day is that you die healthier
347. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
348. I intend to live forever, or die trying.
349. You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh because I just farted!
350. Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
FanfictionLaughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.
