Random but Extremely Hilarious Jokes!!!!

Chapter 6

Hi guys, well this book has been getting pretty good response so I've decided to continue writing jokes. :)

This chapter is dedicated to Archie21 for being a pretty cool fan and voting and commenting in pretty much all the chapters. 

Thanks TJ <3

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 1. Instead of LOL, try saying, LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL---- Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't      funny enough to actually laugh out loud ;)

 2. Dn't you hate it when somebody has a baby thats over a year old and you ask them how old they are and they say 16 months-- It's like seriously dude WTF?? Don't make me do the math ;p

3. No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna sing my ABC's to see what letter comes  next!!

4. Rihanna and Eminems new song----

  Just gonna stand there and hear me ROAR,

  But that's all right because I'm a DINOSAUR!!!

5. That awkward moment when you are at the mall with your grandmother and theres this SuperHot guy checking you out!! ;p

6. Height of back answering

   TEACHER:

                      Why are you talking during my lesson??

STUDENT:

                   Why are you teaching during my conversation??

Teacher Shocked!!

Student Rocked!! ;)

7. Three things I've learned in school :

   * Texting without looking

   * Sleeping without getting caught

   * Teamwork on tests!!!

8.  When my friend doesn't come to school-

     5% I hope they are okay

     95% " that idiot!!! How dare they leave me alone???"

9. We are Best friend's-

    Always remember that if you fall, I will always pick you up

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   After I finish

  Laughing !! ;)

10.  When I'm at school my IQ is about the same as Paris Hilton's, but when I'm in the shower, I'm Freaking ALBERT EINSTIEN !!!

11. 2009-- Justin Bieber

       2010-- BTR

       2011-- 1D

What the hell is wrong with the media???

12. MATHS:

  Mental

  Abuse

 To 

 Human

 Sense!!

13. Dear math,

       Why do you always try and get me to find your X??

      Just accept the fact that she is gone and move on!! ;)

14. Dear math,

      i don't want to solve your problems,

     I have my own to solve.

15. Jingle Bells

      Haymitch smells

      Peeta ran away

      Clove dies,

      Cato cries

Katniss all the way !!!

16. SCHOOL

     Seven

     Crappy 

     Hours 

     Of 

     Our 

     Lives!!!

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 Hope you guys enjoyed it!! These were more like funny qoutes than jokes. But whatever ;p

Lemme know what you think k?

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