Random but Extremely Hilarious Jokes!!!!

Chapter 7

Boyfriend: Baby I heard U failed in English??

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Girlfriend: Unpossible!!

Who TELLED U??

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My Ex text-ed me: "I Miss You"

So I replied: "We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck anymore."

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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.

Lady: But I'm not pregnant.

Driver: But we haven't reached airport yet. =D=))

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Remember that tingling feeling when you fall in love??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That's actually common sense leaving your body...! ;)

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The Importance of the BRA

Q: Which is the striped BRA?

zeBRA

Q: Poisonous BRA?

coBRA

Q: Mathematical BRA?

algeBRA

Q: Sunsign BRA?

liBRA

Q: Magical BRA?

aaBRA ka daBRA

Q: Religious BRA?

BRA hmin

Q: Metallic bra?

BRAss

Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra?

BRAd pit

Q: Botany BRA?

BRAnch

Q: Marketing BRA?

BRAnd

Q: puctuation bra?

BRAcket

Q: A room where BRA's are kept?

LiBRAry

Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole

world?

aBRAham Lincoln

Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle?

BRAke

AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA

How BRAin less :D :P

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