Random but Extremely Hilarious Jokes!!!!

Chapter 9

First of all, I'm really sorry for uploading so late . A lot has happened in the last 6 months .....

I promise that i'll upload more often now.

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1. Sex is like nokia (connecting people)

like nike (just do it)

like pepsi (ask for more) and

like samsung (everybody is invited) ;) :p

2. Soon Weddings will be like this!!

Priest: Do you agree to change your FACEBOOK status from *single* to *married*??

Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Priest: Congratz.. You are now husband and wife.. You may now POKE the bride.. And don't forget to TAG me in the wedding pics.. :p

3. Limit of smartness: In a cricket match,

1 beautiful girl made Indian flag on her cheeks.

A smart boy came and kissed her cheeks & said,

"I love my India!"

4. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................. ;)

5. Cop: I'm sorry sir...your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body.

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Drunk Husband: I'm a bit busy right now.

Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook?

If it's her, I will click the "like" button

6. A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:

How He Made His Money ?

The Old Guy Said:

Son, It was 1932,

The depth of the Great Depression

I Was Down To My Last Nickel

I Invested That In An Apple And Spent

The Entire Day Polishing It;

& At The End Of The Day,

I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!

The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents

In 2 Apples.

I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;

& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued

This 4 A Month,

By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated

A Fortune Of $.1.37,

Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2

Million Dollars..!

MORAL:

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Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O