Harry Potter has a new status: Extremely bored...
Hermione Granger: Let's talk!
Harry Potter: About what?
Ron Weasley: About Snape. How slimy he is.
Hermione Granger: And his greasy hair?
Harry Potter: And his black eyes?
Ron Weasley: Of course! And how crooked his nose is.
Hermione Granger: And the sneer on his face.
Harry Potter: Have you ever wondered how he got so rude?
Severus Snape: The reason I'm rude, Potter, is because I am irritated at your very existence. 10 points from Gryffindor.
Hermione Granger: Guys, let's talk about something else...
Ron Weasley: What should we talk about?
Harry Potter: Dumbledore's awesome beard!
Harry Potter: And how awesome it is!
Ron Weasley: It looks so fluffy.
Harry Potter: I wish I had a beard like his. *Sigh*
Hermione Granger: You could just grow one you know.
Ron Weasley: Yeah, but it wouldn't be as awesome.
Lord Voldemort: I could grow a beard, I'm too awesome though.
Hermione Granger: Pfftt. Yeah right.
Lord Voldemort: Shut it, Mudblood!
Albus Dumbledore: ...
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