Bella Swan has a new status: Going out with Edward.
Cho Chang: Bitch, you stole my man.
Bella Swan: What??
Cho Chang: I will hunt you down, and kill you.
Bella Swan: See Edward, this is why you have to chang me.
Edward Cullen: Ladies, ladies, please.
Bella Swan: Who is she, Edward?
Edward Cullen: She's no one! Just a girl from my past...I'm with you now.
Cho Chang: No one? I cried for months after the Tri-Wizard Tournament. You're the only one for me.
Bella Swan: Well go cry some more, because he's mine.
Cho Chang: Whatever. At least i'm not a whiny bitch. When he loved me his heart was still beating. You're nothing more than a pathetic backstabbing heartbreaker. I can't wait to put a stake through your empty heart.
Harry Potter: I have one question for you Cho. Why would you go after a sparkling fairy princess?
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