K small word of warning, these convos are a bit rude so yeah like i bleeped out the bad words but like yeah just a small warning though it is funny! like very funny but rude... but funny... but rude... still funny though..
OKAY enough hahahaha
CONVOS DONE BY MAYEEE
Oh em ee gee el ee
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: i have a raging boner right now
Stranger: you wanna help me get off
You: awesome
You: how can i be of service sweet child?
Stranger: are you horny
You: that depends...
You: im not sure really why?
Stranger: what if i told you i have a 9 inch d*ck
You: then i would think...
You: LIAR
You: LIAR
You: PANTS ON FIRE
You: HAIR STICKS UP LIKE A TELEPHONE WIRE!!!!
Stranger: i aint lying
You: really?! then i guess i would think…
You: u had a c*ck job!!!!!
You: omg!!!
You: I’ve never heard of something like that before
You: woah!!!!!
You: did it hurt?
Stranger: i aint had no c*ck job
You: can it come off if u get a bit too frisky?
Stranger: do you wanna help me get off or not
You: i can help u get off...
You: but it depends where u r
You: if ur on a roller-coaster then it might be a bit dangerous if u get what i mean?
Stranger: im at home alone, in a house
You: i live in a house as well
You: its big
Stranger: cool
You: i like playing hide and seek in it
You: u wanna come play?
You: it'll be fun
You: i'll even give u cookies
You: choc chip ones as well
Stranger: umm i think I'll pass on the playing
You: awwwww :(
You: no foreplay then i guess :(
You: i was even gonna play it naked
You: but oh well
Stranger: well when you say that i think i would play with you
You: oh, really?!?!?!? yeah!?!?!?!
YOU ARE READING
The Best of Omegle
HumorThis is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! what is omegle you say? A chat where you talk to random strangers! enjoy xD
