Oh dear lord all of you will laugh your asses of when you see the second last parting line she gives to that stranger... ahahaha funniest sh*t! :P:P
CONVO DONE BY THE AWESOME FLUERREBELLE9797
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gnampf
You: asdfghjk
You: toally
You: totally
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
Stranger: gnampf is a word
You: oh
You: well so is asdfghjk
You: so there
Stranger: you cant even say asdfghjk out loud
You: try it
You: i thin you can
Stranger: did doesnt sound
You: the f and and j and k are silent
You: go get a dictionary
You: look it up
Stranger: im soory ._.
You: yeah you are
Stranger: dont be so mean
You: well i am mean
You: dont hate
Stranger: ok eany meaninson
You: appriciate
You: you don't even make sense
Stranger: do you?
You: of course!
You: at least you can understand what i say
You: what does "ok eany mansion" mean?????!!!!!!
You: yeha thats what i though
Stranger: nothing except that my keyboard's not working
You: oh yeah
You: blame it on the keyboard
You: you just hurt that keyboards feelings
You: how do you think it feels!
You: would you like it if someone blamed you for something you didn't do?
You: yeah thats what i thought
Stranger: you hurt mine i hurt the keyboards and the keyboard hurts yours everybody's sad then
You: no
You: actually they're not
You: you don't know everybody in the whole wide world
You: huh?
Stranger: i know
You: yeah right
You: like i know mr obama
Stranger: you stopped making sense a minute ago
You: yeah?
You: well you stopped making sense.....wait - you never did make senese
You: *sense
You: even from the beginning
You: with that gnampf thing
Stranger: if you knew "bernd das brot" it would have made sense
You: um
You: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
You: JEEZ
Stranger: it's a german thingy... it means "bernd the bread"
You: oh.
You: you're german?
Stranger: i guess
You: oh thats nice
Stranger: why
You: i dunno
Stranger: sensefull
You: just seemed like a nice thing to say since I'm so mean
Stranger: meany
You: you know what?
You: i don't know why I'm so nice all of a sudden
You: do you actually want me to be mean to you?
Stranger: i don't think so...
You: i think you do
Stranger: i think you should rethink
You: i think we should depart our separate ways. if we were meant to be, fate will bring us back together, if not, then we shall reminisce these times and cherish them forever
You: PEACE OUT!
You have disconnected
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The Best of Omegle
HumorThis is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! what is omegle you say? A chat where you talk to random strangers! enjoy xD