HII GUYSSS!!! soo its been a whille... im so sorry but i finally got a break to go on!! and by break i mean i should be studying for my history test tomorrow buuuttttt no. we all know im going to fail and besides i love you guys too much xDD
if you're wondering i SUCK at history and this is the last test ever annddd i gave up on it ages ago... i haven't studied at ALL! everytime i go to study i just cant bring myself to do it! D= im gonna fail so bad. oh well. YOLO!!!
okay enough about sob story... enjoy!! xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny male here.
You: :O
You: hello Horny Male
You: hru?
Stranger: horny, haha
You: oh sorry
You: hello Horny
You: better?
You: =]
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: well, im really horny. trying to c*m. :P
You: "trying"?
You: whats stopping you?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: its just really hard to c*m with such a big p*nis. :S
You: are you sure?
You: cuz ive heard its even harder with a little one
Stranger: nah haha. big c*ck means more endurance
Stranger: i need to be really stimulated to c*m
You: oh, maybe its cuz you have no balls?
Stranger: lol what
You: =D
You: nvm
Stranger: whats your gender?
You: female
Stranger: how old?
You: guess!
Stranger: hm. 16?
You: cloossee
Stranger: 15?
You: yes!!
You: ?wbu
Stranger: 17. :P
You: okey
You: =D
You: were do u live
You: like
You: as on
You: country
You: lol
Stranger: usa lol
Stranger: you should help me c*m :P
You: okay
You: okay so
You: you're outside
You: its cold
You: almost snowing
You: right?
Stranger: lol, okay.
You: okay
You: you see your crush walking towards you
You: walking her puppy dog
You: very small creatue
You: *creature
You: right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The Best of Omegle
HumorThis is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! what is omegle you say? A chat where you talk to random strangers! enjoy xD
