How To Be A Single Girl 101 (Baka Girls #1) [Completed]

Chapter Five

Chapter Five

“Liz, what is this?” tanong ni Bee sa akin ng makita niya ang isang kapirasong stationairy paper sa loob ng bag ko. Ito yung bag na ilang buwan ko na ding hindi nagagamit. Six or maybe seven months na rin yung nakakaraan simula nung huli kong magamit ang nasabing bag.

“What?” maging ako man ay nagtataka sa tanong niya. Since hindi ko naman na nagagamit ang bag na yan ay di ko pinag-aksayahan ng panahong suriin ang mga naiwang laman nito. Noong una’y akala ko’y kung anong basura lang ang papel na ‘yon.

“How to be a single girl 101? Really, Liz?” tanong pa ni Ann with matching taas-kilay ng masilip nito ang nakasulat sa papel.

“Oy, wala akong alam tungkol diyan.” Tanggi ko. Totoo naman kasing wala akong kinalaman diyan. Malay ko ba kung papaano napunta sa loob ng bag ko yung papel. Gaya nga ng sinabi ko, hindi ko na nagagamit yung nasabing bag ‘di ba?

Napatingin naman sa gawi ko si Jasmin na kasalukuyang natigil sa paghahalughog sa drawer ko. May hinahanap kasi kaming pwede magamit para sa party na idadaos na kami-kami lang din ang nag-organized.  “When was the last time you used that bag ba, Liz?” tanong nito.

 “A couple of days after Greg dumped me outside that cafe in Taft.” Tila balewala kong sagot but deep inside, whenever I said that word – dumped – my heart would break. What the hell? Pati ego ko natapakan din nung araw na yun.

“Hmm. Let me see nga.” Agad namang inagaw ni Charlyn ang papel mula sa kamay ni Bee. Nang makuha ang papel ay agad siyang humarap sa aming lima, “Ehem. Ehem.” Tumikhim pa talaga siya saka nagsimulang basahin ang laman ng misteryosong papel.

How To Be A Single Girl 101

Broken hearted? Dumped? Here’s a list that will help you to finally move on. Be one of the girls who knows how to handle their new relationship status – being single. Be the next single girl who will learn from this guide: How to Be A Single Girl 101

1.       GET WASTED!

-        First process of moving on is to accept the fact that you’re finally over. O-V-E-R! Drown your sorrows with alcohol. Get wasted and then move on.

2.       DO a REBOUND GUY!

-        Find someone who’s really really gorgeous and one who suits your tastes well. SCREW HIM! Get laid with no commitments. Just be careful – USE A RUBBER!

3.       Get a total make over.

-        They say one way of showing others that you’re in the process of moving on is to do a total make-over. He likes your hair long? Then cut it short. Get rid of that pimples and everything that’s blocking your real beauty.

4.       Exercise Regime!

-        After all those alcohols, chocolates amd chips intake, you need to exercise to lose the weight you gained. Remember, being sexy bring you confidence.

5.       Do something extreme.

-        Do something you haven’t done before and extremely dangerous but fun. (e.i, Bungee jumping, sky diving, mountain climbing.)

6.       Get wild!

-        Get a tattoo, a navel piercing or anything that involves a total body modification.

7.       Buy yourself something extremely expensive and selfish.

-        This should be a material thing. A piece of jewelry, a car or anything that is worth more than ten thousand pesos!