McDonalds::Best place to breakup with your Girl Friend.There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates & you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." :P
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If facebook Shuts Down, People Would Be roaming the Street In Tears, Showing Pictures Of Themselves to Other People & Asking..
"Do You Like This? Do u?"
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Behind every successful man there is a Woman.....
if YOU want more success.........
just increase the number......
that's all.....
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| Touching Story ♥ |
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A Boy loved a Girl But the Gal Hated him.
Boy said that he'll change her Hatred into love & said that he'll Stand in Front of her House Till Next 100 Days.
Storms n Rains came but the boy didn't moved.
The girl startd fallng in love with him on 99th day.
Girl decided that she'll say that she also Loves him.
With the rise of Sun of 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.
She found a paper on which it was written, "U Sit At home And Enjoy ur snacks, I got committed to ur neighbour."
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MoRal : When u get love, Respect it and keep ur attitude inside d pocket..!! ;)
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Women's life is so hard:-
Morning-Wash clothes
Noon-DRY cloths
Eve-iron cloths
Night-OPENS cloth
... Midnite-NO cloths
Erly Mornig- search clothes.. :P ;)
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Wake up
Use facebook
Eat
Use facebook
Eat
Use facebook
Eat
Use facebook
Sleep.
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now thats
Life
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An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
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SON - I got kicked out of math class today.
MOM - Why?!
SON - Apparently the answer to "What comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.
MOM - GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
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dear Canada if you hate us so so much why couldn't you of told us instead of giving that constipated chipmunk they call Justin Bieber -USA
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A blonde's computer says 'Press any key to start'. he sits there for 10 minutes looking at his keyboard then shouts 'WHERE IS THE 'ANY' KEY'?!
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