Me: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Friend: fire, nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SHOULD BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
Me: FLOOR IT?
Friend: FIRE NO
Me: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Friend: FIRE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Me: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Friend: FIRE P L E A S E
You are either the friend or Fire
YOU ARE READING
Funny Texts
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