Friend: Why do you constantly obsess over fictional characters? They're not real!
Me: How do you know they're not real?
Friend: Because no one has ever seen them!
Me: *Kicks friend in leg* Is your pain real?
Friend: Yes!
Me: Well, nobody can see your pain. Does that mean it's not real?
Friend: No but-
Me: *Whispers* They are real
Me: *Slowly backs into a dark corner*
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