I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS
Maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen :)
OH I'M SORRY IT'S 3:30AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL SUNLIGHT
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